
*insert slappy sound*

Uhhh okay.
1. I usually eat a whole watermelon in one sitting
2. I laugh at farts
3. I stole Reita’s nose in 2002
4. I’m a vegetarian
5. My favourite Porkymens are Typhlosion and Gengar

Beach Adonis

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
i aM PISSING MYSELF